How Shallow Are You?  1. A woman falls and twists her ankle. Do you: A. Wonder if she might have a malleous medialis fracture? B. Step over her. C. Shriek, Fab shoes!  2. How do you choose which football team to support? A. I study a range of match statistics. B. I hate sport. C. I pick the team with lush-looking players.  3. What is your opinion of blue highlighter pens? A. The colour is immaterial to its intended function. B. I don't have one. C. Blue highlighters are just so wrong!  4. You see a funeral pass by in the street. Do you: A. Consider the existentialist's view of life and death. B. What funeral? C. Think, Black is such a slimming colour!  5. What is your attitude to school? A. I love it so much I could go there 24/7! B. I go cos I'm forced to. C. It's like a 7-hour 5-day a week social club with friends.  6. Are you interested in boys? A. The embryonic development of the Y chromosome fascinates me. B. Is you saying I'm lesbionic? C. I would be if I could get near them.  7. How do you feel about teachers? A. They inspire me to be the best I can possibly be. B. You mean, The Enemy? C. I prefer the super-hot ones with peachy butts.  8. Your dream date would be: A. Marie Curie so I could discuss my science project with her. B. Who's paying? C. I dream of getting a date. Any date...  9. You've had a terrible haircut. Do you think: A. So what? It's just an outgrowth of protein from the dermis. B. I'm gonna kill that hairdresser. C. I want to die! My life is ruined! I might as well be dead!  10. Your ambition is: A. To win a Nobel Prize for peace, science and literature. B. What does ambition mean? C. To get through the week without any new zits.