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The first of five Electra Brown books
Electra Brown can be very shallow. Her dad is having a mid-life crisis, her mum's given in to her daytime TV addiction, her little brother (aka The Little Runt) has been caught shoplifting Tampax and even Google the guinea pig's gone mental. But despite life going pear-shaped around her, all Electra can think of is whether green eyeliner complements or clashes with blue eyes!
I'd really rather you got off your butt and headed to your local bookshop, but if you really must click rather than walk, here is a link to my on-line bookstore. The second instalment of Electra Brown's crazy life!
Everyone is giving Electra the third degree! Freak Boy's dad wants to know if his son is being bullied, whilst Sorrel wants to know why Lucy has changed from Princess of Cool to Stroppy Cow. Even Electra's dad is cross-examining her about her mum's love life over garlic bread and pepperoni pizza. And despite being under pressure, all Electra can think is, How far can you get a piece of melted cheese to stretch without it breaking?
If you can't find it in your local bookshop, here is a link to my on-line bookstore. ![]() The third instalment of Electra Brown's crazy life!
Everyone's got major lurve-action except Electra. Lucy's had a holiday fling with a bog-brush-headed Frog. Sorrel's in lust with a lad who reeks of chip fat. Even Electra's Wundacousin, Maddy, is dating a model, whereas poor Electra can't even get any befriend-the-ugly-friend attention. She hates swimming against the tide and would rather go with the flow. But instead of planning to hook a hunk and be like her friends, all she can think of is, What's for lunch? If can't find it in your local bookshop, here is a link to my on-line bookstore. Taking the Plunge The fourth instalment of the Electra Brown series
Electra's finally taking the plunge. After all, her friend Lucy did it in France, Sorrel thought she had but hadn't after all, and Claudia, who's done it loads of times, has bet Electra she won't. She will, though. She's going to go out with the first boy who asks her. But what if he turns out to be a frog and not a prince? She can be VERY shallow. Falling Hook, Line & Sinker
Electra is head over heels in lurve. She's fallen hook, line and sinker for a testoreone-packed hunk. He's cute, he's cool and he's been expelled from school. He's also totally in to her! There's just one minor problem. Electra already has a boyfriend, FB. She should do what's right and walk away. But will she? As if! Enjoy more frank and sometimes serious freaky rants from Electra Brown's crazy world! Now Available! Don't miss out on keeping up to date with all things Electra!
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